Here’s What Having Sex With Channing Tatum Is Like

And that where Channing put skin stick. In the lady cave. Channing do good sex.“…is what I like to think sexy caveman stripper doofus Channing Tatum is explaining in the picture above. Oh, who am I kidding? If he’s saying anything, it’s probably: “I TOTALLY HIT THAT BEEEEEOTCH! HAHAHAHAHA.”

If you have ever wondered what sex is like between Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan Tatum, you’re in luck. Channing got all Taxicab Confessions during a Facebook Live interview with Cosmopolitan (via UsWeekly) about their sex life, and it’s capital S-E-X-Y. Channing says that sometimes they do it fast. Sometimes they do it slow. And sometimes he just lays there and lets her do all the work. Ooooh, someone open a window; it just got very hot in here.

“I just lay there. I just lay down, sometimes I nap. Yeah, she’s really athletic. We get down! We truly have all different kinds of sex. Sometimes it’s like, ‘Look, you gotta get this done. I gotta go to work.’ And that’s a real thing. To me, that’s us being completely open…Then you have full-on, just completely totally connected otherworldly connections. We communicate very well. We don’t hate fuck each other. That’s not what we do.”

Hold up. Who said anything about hate fucking??? That interview took a really sharp turn. That doesn’t exactly seem like Cosmo sex tip material. Then again, I haven’t read Cosmo in a couple of years. But I think I would have remembered passing a cover boasting “23 NEW Ways to Hate Fuck Your Man” in the grocery store.

So there you go. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum have normal people sex. That’s fine. But what I really want to know more about are those “otherworldly connections.” Like, are we talking ‘fucking so good you go forward in time and get a thumbs-up from your own ghost’ kind of otherworldly? Or is it more like a ‘humping yourselves into an alternate universe that you can only return from via a three-way with Dr. Sam Beckett’ kind of thing. I need to know these things, Channing! Have you had Quantum Leap sex or not?

Pic: Splash


  1. littletubesoftoothpaste

    Uuh TMI Tatum!

  2. I seriously watched all 4 seasons 3 times over the weekend. Could not stop fucking laughing. Fucking Rachel Tice!

  3. Nitokris Ghoul

    Yeah, it’s weird to just bring something like that up out of nowhere.

  4. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Because no one asked him about hate fucking, but he threw it out there specifically, as if he has to intentionally keep it in the other list, but didn’t want to fail to mention it.

  5. Nitokris Ghoul

    His poor wife.

  6. Nitokris Ghoul

    That’s probably what he really means. It’s all saccharine back home, but he plows escorts while his bored wife scours Tumblr for good porn.

  7. “And that where Channing put skin stick.”

    LOL that looks exactly like what he would be saying in that pic ….. that dude is a chump. Due to the dearth of acting talent, we all know of this Charming Potato.

  8. So you have to talk about how “amazing” the sex is with your wife…
    to avoid to tell us the REAL details about those dicks you had to ride in order to get a movie role when you were with IMG…

  9. I have to watch out for fries too. Getting older sucks.

  10. Good point, ohhhh I’m so bad…what do you think, will he others do all the work?

  11. SuzanneSugarbaker

    oh my gosh you are right!!

  12. I had to search for this comment. I’m sort of watching one episode. The one where the poor guy approached Brandy and had on shoes that Pauly didn’t like? So he kept screaming “WHAT ARE THOSE?” Then, the other woman told the guy to “Get the f*ck away” from their table? Oh boy…

  13. usernamestaken

    Can’t fault him after he has spoken out about the Brock Turner sentence and what a bunch of bullshit that is.

  14. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Real slow and precise-like, though.

  15. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Wow. Too pretty for him.

  16. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    If Channing fell asleep on top, he could kill a girl.

  17. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    He’s like a male Kardashian! So, yeah, you’re right, he keeps a pretty low profile and doesn’t assault us too much with media unless he’s releasing a movie.

  18. Courtney Rawlinson

    Hahahaha. I normally think she’s pretty unfortunate.

  19. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    lol, and he saves his hate fucking for the pros.

  20. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Yawn. Bless Mrs. Tatum for her patience whenever he speaks.

  21. usernamestaken

    As soon as I read that quote, I stopped reading, got up, said,’Oh please’ and cracked another beer.

  22. zeldafitzgerald

    Cough syrup!!!

  23. Nitokris Ghoul

    “We don’t hate fuck each other…”

    So in other words, sex for these two is like something out of a Nicholas Sparks movie.

    Hey, guys, guess what? Sometimes women just want to get FUCKED. Even more shocking, the woman you love or respect may just want to have hot, filthy, depraved sex. No twee, giggly, lights-out, dry-humping.

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